Being announced most improved archer 1991 by South Molton community college had set the bar exceptionally high; would this monumental benchmark of eminence overshadow such dazzling potential? No. Undaunted, William navigated a course to greatness, stopping on the way at riches, notoriety, and sordid debauchery.But the winds that once filled his sails would inevitably change direction; the candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, or less in heavy wind, and William stowed his bow and quiver in their Ascham for the last time in 1992. The world of archery's loss would be graphic airbrushing's gain.Tragedy is always lurking: ‘Don’t pick it or your brains will fall out’, and alas his mother was proven correct. After years of therapy, William regained enough sensory integration to use his two handed chopsticks. After eating his way through the entire ‘Wok this Way’ menu and four dress sizes, he applied his newly found gripping abilities to the nobel art of drumming.